‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
my view of scott and jackson as weredeer, i mean wolves…
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sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
omg that is adorable
that was badass
alas! i knew that ‘b’ well.
And this is classic. I haven’t seen this video for a loooong time. Like four years maybe. It’s really nice to find it on my dashboard now. :’3
I love these so much *A*
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“Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.”
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Queued: this is just adorable
What are you doing, tiny snake?
I WILL EAT THIS LEAF
LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS
(via castielismycopilot)
"The real love story is between Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. They compare penis size. They walk away from hot ladies to beat the shit out of guys while gazing into each others’ eyes. Pine is told they have work to do. A German with a giant chin steps into the room. “Yes we do”, he says, while trying to conceal his boner. The two men talk about love and commitment – you know what guys actually talk about? Nothing, that’s what. Hardy’s character actually says “I would take a bullet for you, I love you, you know… you know what we have, together… don’t you want that with a woman?” Of course, Pine answers in the negative. Oh, and they go on a date together and Hardy meets Pine’s mother.
Even the inevitable fight between them brims with sexual tension, while any makeout scene with the girl is more awkward and forced than the explanation any guy in the audience will have for their date about where their erection came from. And look at the leads. Witherspoon has the sexual dynamism of a concrete block. Meanwhile, Pine and Hardy are pinup material. Pine gives off a vibe that suggests that he is rather flexible in these matters. And Tom Hardy is… well, every man in the audience of his films is bisexual by definition. I’d give the man an enthusiastic handjob, and I’m not even gay. I think.
"— This Means War review (via joeyliebgott)
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if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
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Harvard University’s baseball team does a routine to Carly Rae Jespen’s song “Call Me Maybe.” x
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